Supreme Ruler of the Universe: Star-Spangled Banner

When I am appointed Supreme Ruler of the Universe, any “creative interpretation” of the Star Spangled Banner will be punishable in kind. The offender will be repeatedly subjected to a medley of Free Bird, “creatively interpreted,” until they see the error of their ways.

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